it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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