I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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