Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
40s are totally the cure
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
My vagina is very pro this idea
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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