Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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