So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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