and next time when you feel me up, do it right
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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