return my video game
Do you still have your period?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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