I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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