what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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