Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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