Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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