Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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