did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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