Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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