Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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