So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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