you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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