Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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