Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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