Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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