Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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