have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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