so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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