Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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