Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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