break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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