shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
