i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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