Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Your dad touched me again.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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