All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Shame - the story of my life.
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