Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Just pee around me
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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