I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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