OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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