well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
