I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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