think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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