quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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