If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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