Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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