We won't sleep together?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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