We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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