I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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