he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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