Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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