My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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