That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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