Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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