your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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