and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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