ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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