You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
